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Definition: Calories (noun)
Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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I used to think you took my breath away then I realized
I was just being suffocated by your bullshit.
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Dear Lord !

All I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the Lottery won't make me a bad person.
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