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Kind people are my kinda people
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Definition: Calories (noun)
Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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I used to think you took my breath away then I realized
I was just being suffocated by your bullshit.
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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• By Monique on You're not the stupidest person
I like that the stupidest person on the planet is a always a he, lol
• By Katia on 2012! Let's hope the Mayans were idiots.
love this !!! it's kind of amazing, cause the Mayans could see so far into the future but not see close enough in their own time to save themselves from their own demise
• By Katia on Cat Bond
funny :)
• By Katia on It's not what it looks like !!!
I have one of these that has that same look every time he gets caught doing something he knows he shouldn't
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