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Kind people are my kinda people |
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Definition: Calories (noun)
Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. |
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I used to think you took my breath away then I realized
I was just being suffocated by your bullshit. |
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass! |
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know. |
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. |
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• By Katia on 2012! Let's hope the Mayans were idiots.
love this !!! it's kind of amazing, cause the Mayans could see so far into the future but not see close enough in their own time to save themselves from their own demise
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